Joke
Lukashenko was asked:
- Alexander Grigoryevich, if you were put in charge of Ukraine, how quickly would you put things in order there?
- Well, just in two days!
- How come?
- Very simple! On the first day, I would have shot the entire Verkhovna Rada!
- And in the second?
- And in the second, I would shoot those who would come to their funeral.
@kedmi